when you accidentally step on a bee
i just spent three minutes trying to figure this out by sight-singing it like is that the sound you make when you squish the bee? did you get stung and youre screaming? are you sad you killed the bee? NO IT’S JUST FUCKING FALTT IT’S JUST A B FLAT TI’S A FLATG BEE A B THAT IS FLAT ANDW I WAS FUCKING TRRYING TO SIING IT LIKE A MORNON
when my mum scolds me
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
I don’t think they quite understand the power of “if”
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.